WHAT EVER is a 100-character epic serial performance performed by one actor, in 8 installments. It follows 10 main characters across America as they intersect with over 90 others and their lives and stories converge. “WHAT EVER” is the result of a dare. A friend challenged Heather to write and perform a new show every week for a year. She modified the length to a pregnant nine months and took up the challenge in September of 1994. For thirty-seven consecutive weeks she wrote and performed a new half-hour of “THE HEATHER WOODBURY REPORT” in the back of an East Village bar. As characters and plot line developed, audience became mid-wife and the “performance novel” was born.